The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is an iPad case you can have sex with!
Fleshlight, makers of what we can only describe as gentlemen’s solo pleasure tubes, have invented an iPad case you can have sex with.
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is a hefty plastic case for Apple’s tablet, which contains a pre-made slot for one of Fleshlight’s realistic, closely-fitting tubes.
Many of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you’re looking to take the relationship to the next step, sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason.
The company this week launches Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight-shaped, vagina-like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to ‘fully immerse themselves’ in whatever they’re watching.
The idea — if you can’t already guess — is to “use” the device while watching a film. A naughty film.
The gadget “enables the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype,” makers Interactive Life Forms claim, with its trailer showing a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend.
“Tablet devices have allowed for porn consumption to become ‘mobile’ and more convenient for viewers to watch their favourite content,” Daniel Pacheco from Fleshlight told the Daily Dot. “Coupled with our Fleshlight LaunchPAD, they’re set for a pleasurable time!”
They have also produced a NSFW pitch site, which you can find here. But if you want to get the gist without too much disturbing imagery, you can watch the safe-for-work trailer above.
Customers, apparently, love it.
‘CaptainBeefstik’ writes on the Fleshlight website: “I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD.”
Meanwhile ‘All4Girls’ praises the case’s grips and solid velcro attachments.
Yet another customer said that combining the realistic ‘Stoya’ porn star attachment (modelled on the actress’s real body parts) with her films leads to new levels of delight.
“Stoya porn on your tablet + the Launch Pad + Stoya’s Fleshlight makes it feel like she’s really in the room! IMHO this is better than the real thing.”
Each to their own.
Though the whole thing may seem like a parody, the Launchpad is genuinely available now for £20.