It’s a technological miracle! You can now charge your phone by jerking off with The Wankband!

Here is a thing that you never knew you needed: the Wankband, from Pornhub, fine purveyors of free, streamable internet porn.

PornHub is launching the Wankband, wearable technology that generates and stores kinetic energy during your most private moments.

The Wankband from Porn Hub
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Wankband is first gadget that harnesses the energy of masturbation

Perfect for charging the iPad on which you’re watching the porn you’re masturbating to, the Wankband works by storing kinetic energy from the up and down motion of rubbing one out or giving your ungrateful schlub of a boyfriend a hand job in the morning before work.

Once the Wankband is juiced you can blow its load to charge any USB device.

The site urges users to ‘Create dirty energy,’ by wearing the Wankband while, ah, self-pleasuring – and has urged users to come up with their own ideas using the hashtag #wankband.

PornHub is seeking Be(a)ta testers who can apply for the (hand)job at this SFW link.

“The site has officially announced plans to penetrate the wearable market with their brand new Wankband. Pornhub recognizes the friction traditional porn viewing can create for the environment through constant energy consumption.

Enter the Wankband, a handy gadget that resembles worn like a fitness tracker.

Simply strap the Wankband on before doing your thing and give it all you got. Once it’s full, charge your phone, your laptop, your camera, whatever, and be proud that you’re saving on your electricity bill while doing something that you truly, truly love.

It’s available for beta testing, so get in there and make the tedious things you do for the people you love worth something.”

Learn more about the device in the SFW video above

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