The Erotic Awards project not only honours excellence but also raises funds for the Outsiders Trust, where disabled people find partners.

A showcase of the finalists for this years awards will take place on the 14th May.

Tuppy Owens brings you the finalist films in the Erotic Awards, putting you in touch with the horniest, classiest erotic films available, and where to source them.

Our latest adult movie reviews features Let Me Milk you Like a Cow, produced and directed by Mouse, who also stars in the film.

By Tuppy Owens

Tuppy Owens brings you the finalist films in the Erotic Awards, putting you in touch with the horniest, classiest erotic films available, and where to source them.

The Erotic Awards project not only honours excellence but also raises funds for the Outsiders Trust, where disabled people find partners. A showcase of the finalists for this years awards will take place on the 14th May, check the Erotic Awards website for full details.

We have just heard the great news that the film we voted Independent Film of the Year, Silken Sleeves, has just won two awards at the Barcelona Erotic Film Festival – Maria Beatty won Best Director and her star, Mistress Midori won Best Dominant.

Silken Sleeves played at the Erotic Awards Exhibition at the Skin Two Expo, and the film was immensely popular. When asked where people could purchase copies the film’s director, Maria Beatty told us that she has approached 5 major distributors in the UK and not one was even prepared to submit the film to the BBFC ! What does that tell us about the British Sex Trade?

Our latest adult movie reviews features Let Me Milk you Like a Cow, produced and directed by Mouse, who also stars in the film.

It was the winner of the Erotic Awards 2007 Comedy of the Year, the two other finalists being Anna Span’s hilarious porn movie Hug a Hoodie and New York animator T. Arthur Cottam’s Filthy Food.

Judges immediately warmed to the combination of extreme hard-core with very British “Carry-On” skits. Mouse had already won Cabaret Artist of the Year, so judges were reluctant to vote for her, but felt compelled: her film is so refreshingly unique and has a kind of genius about it that brings it into the reams of art. Mouse herself wrote,

“I have always intended my erotic films to make people laugh, as I find most heterosexual porn to be predictable, mechanical and boring. This is my first commercial film. I wrote, produced and edited it myself, as well as starring in it. I’m a big fan of Carry On films, Benny Hill, and Splosh (messy sex) movies, all of which have strongly influenced my work.

I can’t imagine anyone wanking over a pantomime cow, so maybe what I do is not porn at all, but maybe it’s not art either. My next film will be an epic movie – and hopefully even better.

Mouse pays enormous attention to detail, and nothing is predictable. Music is a mixture of classical, nursery rhyme, drum n bass, mixing, cow moo-ing, sheep baa-ing and declarations, “it’s up my arse”, with the Benny Hill theme tune and Dr Feelgood’s “Milk and Alcohol”. The film is set in some fenced-in rough ground on a summer’s day and features five maidens of varying proportions dressed in lacy milk maid outfits.

Cheeky action of milk-squirting, fucking dildoes attached to the seats of the milking stools, wheelbarrow sex, pissing, spanking, cake throwing, squirting from pussy and bum, enemas, laughter and girl-girl play is punctuated by hilarious stills, fast forward Monty Python effects, adverts (Mistress Heidi for Milky Action) and a voyeuristic biker intruder. It’s all very laid back and enormously messy, bums spared thanks to a chintzy cherry and checkered plastic table cloth.

Mouse did the editing and marketing herself, making this film pretty much a one-girl-band effort and it is sold through her own website.

Interestingly, as well as working as a film maker, performance artist, dominatrix and stag night performer, Mouse does life modelling for art classes and spends her spare time in art galleries, enjoying performances of William Shakespeare, raving and collecting dolls. She possesses a very rare talent, energy and enthusiasm, so often overlooked by the conventional art world. Their big loss!

Look out for Mouse and her extreme and hilarious performances at fetish and alternative events in the UK, or see more of her and her self-made movies at Carry On Mouse.

The Erotic Awards project not only honours excellence but also raises funds for the Outsiders Trust, where disabled people find partners. A showcase of the finalists for this years awards will take place on the 14th May.

Tuppy Owens brings you the finalist films in the Erotic Awards, putting you in touch with the horniest, classiest erotic films available, and where to source them.


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