Welcome to one of your new favorite holidays—and the perfect antidote to the early winter blues: Singles’ Day!
What is Singles’ Day?
Started in the early 90s, Singles’ Day began with Chinese university students deciding to celebrate their bachelorhood on 11/11, because the ones look like lonely people. (Hey, it makes about as much sense as 69!)
Since then, Singles’ Day has exploded into a worldwide phenomenon. Every November, not only do young people get together to celebrate being single, or host ‘blind dating parties’ to try to change their status, they also dedicate this very versatile holiday to one thing that we’ve always found cheers us up after a messy split—retail therapy! And not only that, to splurging on something that gives back to your own happiness. Talk about a good investment.
This Singles’ Day, LELO is celebrating with three cheers and three tiers of awesome discounts, ranging from 20-50% OFF.
SEE ALL SINGLES’ DAY SALE ITEMS!
ENIGMA
Save $37 now!
ENIGMA is the newest addition to the SenSonic line, designed to stimulate the clitoris and g-spot simultaneously. It contains a dual motor and unique shape that pinpoints the pleasure zones across a spectrum of body anatomies. If you want to imagine the feeling of oral sex paired with penetration, you don’t have to imagine any longer.
Selling Points:
- Dual stimulation
- 10 vibration patterns
- Sculpted for many body types
- Bulb offers “fuller” feeling
SIRI 2
Save $59.60 now!
SIRI 2 is everyboy’s favorite pocket vibrator. It’s one of LELO’s smallest and most discreet vibrators that travels easy, doesn’t make anyone bat an eye, and even syncs with sound. Turn on your favorite sex playlist or just let the vibrations intensify as your moans get louder.
Selling Points:
- Discreet size
- 8 vibration patterns
- Flat surface allows for versatility
- Syncs to music!
SILA
Save $34 now!
SILA was created as SONA’s gentler sibling. Although it contains just as much intensity at its highest vibration level, it has a wider range of intensities, meaning it starts off softer. SILA is ideal for those who find other toys too intense, are looking for something to be paired with a favorite internal vibrator, or are shopping for their first vibrator.
Selling Points:
- Buildable stimulation
- 8 vibration patterns
- Large mouth stimulates more of the vulva
- Pairs well with partners and penetrative toys
BRUNO
Save $39.75 now!
As much as we like to take a crack at anal jokes, butt play is no joke. The anus is filled with pleasurable nerve endings and BRUNO is a solid anal massager that hits all the sweet spots. It’s medium size makes it great for beginners and pros alike, plus it can be enjoyed by anyone with a bum!
Selling Points:
- Medium size for beginners and experts
- 6 vibration patterns
- Shaped to hit the prostate but can be enjoyed by anyone
SONA 2
Save $20 now!
LELO’s SONA sex toys are by far the most popular of their products. They were the first products that introduced SenSonic technology and kicked off the development of the rest of the line that focuses on stimulating much more than the surface. The SONA in particular contains a narrower mouth for those who love direct clitoral stimulation.
Selling Points:
- Available with Cruise option
- 12 vibration patterns
- Pinpoint clitoral stimulation
- Deep vulva stimulation for quick orgasms
F1S V2
Save $44 now!
The F1S V2 brings power into the penis like never before. It’s a masturbation console that combines conventional vibration with waves that penetrate deep into the shaft. It contains 10 sensors to give you heightened feeling all over your member. As an added bonus, LELO released an SDK for developers to create their own pleasure patterns and workout regimes.
Selling Points:
- Hands-free pleasure
- Wide range of power and vibrations patterns
- Control through your phone and customizable
- Realistic feeling sleeve offers snug and pleasurable fit
Pop culture is doing a better job at focusing on the positives of being single, but just to reiterate it to everyone in the back, here’s a reminder of some benefits:
- You can take up the whole bed, use up all the sheets, and not have your beauty sleep disturbed by unsolicited alarms or middle-of-the-night nookie.
- You have more time to focus on non-romantic relationships, especially the one with yourself. It’s easy to neglect introspection in a relationship, even though it should be the foundation of one.
- You can flirt without being fearful that you’ve crossed any boundaries.
- You can leave social gatherings when you actually want to. In fact, you’re always on your own schedule.
- It’s a lot cheaper. Like a lot. No cards, no flowers, no couples’ vacations.
- You don’t have to shave down there until you “need” to. Cause let’s keep it 100—shaving is a bitch.
- You can do whatever the f*ck, and whoever the f*ck, you want.
Once again, happy Singles’ Day… “No BF/GF November”… “Don’t Date December”… “Just Me January”… however long you want to “do you.” Also, don’t forget to literally “do you” with these awesome sex toy deals.
Katy Thorn is a post-grad writer with a passion for writing about sex, sexuality, and all things rated R. She received her degree in Women’s Studies with a focus in Intersectionality at the University of California, Berkeley (Go Bears!). She has a cat named Yoko, drinks too much black coffee, and hates writing bios.
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