You may have seen xHamster’s Election Day Stats on their website that said Hillary and Trump states ironically liked the same thing. They were hijacked!
Someone tried to lie in the data shuffle, to unite the USA because as you know, xHamster has millions of viewers per day.
However, like a boss, xHamster fixed the problem! The real results are below and you wouldn’t believe what they actually say, the country may be in more turmoil than was previously perceived:
For a country in turmoil, it is now clear on why there is such a divide: the highest Trump state, Alabama, searched for “Ebony” and “Cuckold”; while the top Hillary state, California, searched for “Asian” and “Amateur”, explaining some of the country’s division. Although, both searched equally for “matures”, possibly representing the growth of the nation?
xHamster Release Real Election Day StatsAlthough Latin Americans are being discouraged by Trump, xHamster did see an increase in searches for “Latin” and “Mexican”, as the search for “Spanking” sharply declined. The search for matures was on the rise; however, viewers searched less for “Moms” and “Cougars”
Blue states viewing of xHamster declined dramatically during the election, as they all were watching the election. Kansas saw almost a quarter of it’s porn viewing drop, which leads us to the #MakeKansasHornyAgain
65+ year old males declined in their self-pleasure viewing habits during the election, as well as young females 18-24 who both eagerly awaited the results
Election Day produced a decline in the porn viewing habits of many Americans; however, xHamster does not expect this to remain consistent.
On the other hand, they expect a rise as many Americans may have their nerves disturbed.
